Church Sign Maker

I saw this and had to stop and take a picture. I was curious so I asked some friends aquainted with the church and they told me the story. They had a laptop stolen and I guess they're trying to guilt someone into returning it.

I'm not sure how funny YOU'll find this sign, but 3 of us found it funny enough to turn around on the road to get a picture of it (the night shot), then I went back for a better daytime picture!! Picture location: Somerset, NJ.

This one isn't your typical church sign, but it's still just as funny as any church sign I've ever seen. I took this picture while driving through New Mexico. I guess the local Catholics just wanted all adult movie fans to remember that they're never really alone, even while inside their own private viewing room!

Well, it's not a church, but the owners are obviously Christian and often have a message on their signs like this one, including use of a double negative. Picture taken September '06 in Lancaster, SC.

I was driving in San Fran when I came across a hilarious catholic church school sign. There was more to the sign, but a car was blocking the bottom of the sign so who knows what the total message was. But, the message you DO get to see is down right funny!

I took this picture down the road from where I live in Fayetteville, TN. I got weird looks when I drove up to take the picture (probably shouldn't have taken it on a Sunday afternoon).

I drove by this sign in Spartanburg, SC today and had to stop and take a pic. I want to know what they serve at communion! How I love livin' in the South!

A photo I took on Sunday 06 August 2006 of an interesting church sign on the lawn of the Alfred-Almond Bible Church located in Almond, NY.

This was outside the First Baptist Church in Kyle Texas. Tell me our Pastor Brother Robert Horton dosn't have a GREAT sense of humor. He has been our Pastor for over 30 years and we all love him dearly.

Here's another sign from my church. The letters and sign weathered Hurricane Rita. Notice the debris and trash blown into the letter strips of the sign. No letters flew off and there was no damage to our sign. That's just another testimony to God's power in our darkest and most troubling hours and this is just a great quote considering we lost telephones and cell tower coverage.

Here's a good sign that our church put up.

Found this one in Flippin MO. I guess if you're from the area, everyone goes to the flippin church, or the flippin store. I guess they knew what they were getting into when they founded the Flippin Church of God. [This sign is probably in Flippin, Arkanasas - there's no Flippin in Missouri that I could find. -- Ryland]

It scared me alright.

Lincoln, NE.

I saw this sign a couple of years ago at a church outside of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Hilarious!

This is a picture I took somewhere close to Kansas City. Comparing Jesus to Coca-Cola is pretty lame, if you ask me.